I sat on a couch with a lovely lady, consumed half a bottle of chardonnay and half a bottle of cabernet merlot, in that order, ate mini-eclairs and chocolate, talked of many things, and occasionally alarmed a nearby lad by introducing him to ideas found on teh intarweb which he had not yet come across.

Tra-la, tra-lay.

Glad you enjoyed Pirates - for me it was very fun at the time, but a few days after I thought of it as "meh".