Quote irrelevant scripture (an oxymoron, I know)
Deny everything
Backtrack

Trying to think of more, but as of last Sunday the archbishop at the church I sing at was being really awesome about it. Let's see if the response since then changes the tune any. I am starting to feel incredibly uncomfortable singing there, even though I do my best to separate what we do from the religion, given my and some other choristers atheism and the general disgust the theists in the choir are showing at the whole thing. All I want to do is hang out with my friends and sing awesome music :(