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... You are assaulted by large and elaborate spider webs from arachnids left too long undisturbed.
... You have to lift the flymo and let it down over the grass.
... The grass kills the flymo.
... The bottom of the pile of weeds and clippings from your last gardening binge is actually compost.
And don't even ask about the creepers.
Oh dear!
Edit: OK, I know it's been wet around here for about a month, but there are FROGS in my garden. What the hell?
... You have to lift the flymo and let it down over the grass.
... The grass kills the flymo.
... The bottom of the pile of weeds and clippings from your last gardening binge is actually compost.
And don't even ask about the creepers.
Oh dear!
Edit: OK, I know it's been wet around here for about a month, but there are FROGS in my garden. What the hell?
