Top Investment Tips for 2009

Totally pinched off someone else:

Investment tips for 2009 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang

I wonder what poor bastard insured that

By which I mean the new Southgate development, which day quite spectacularly caught fire.

No idea what happened, except that it meant I had to walk 45 minutes home from the other side of town from the Oldfield Park station, because they weren't allowed to stop at Bath Spa. My feet hurt. :o(

Plus I am starving. Stirfry magic rice for dinner, I think!