Dear Santa..

[debitha]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I helped lazyknight across the street (6 points). In November sassafrassle and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I broke dontask_pcandy's X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (1031 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3! Sincerely, debitha

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Comments

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

The thing is with mine is that I would totally award myself points for some of these things. I helped hide a body, it's what good friends do!

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

[debitha.livejournal.com]

I know! Duluth deserves to be ruled by a cruel and ruthless dictator! And helping hide a body is a sign of true friendship.

I hereby transmute your mouldy sandwich to a spanking. (These people have a very strange value system - apparently that's supposed to be a negative. *shrug*)

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks Deb!

(Inorite? These people have a boring idea of Christmas)

[kittiword.livejournal.com]

Oh, its sounds like your Santa got his goods and negatives mixed up! Duluth deserves to be ruled, you would turned it into an awesome town, even while being heartless! And hiding a body with friends is what friendship is all about.

In all serious, did you watch the tv program, I think it was called "Hiding or Finding Brian"? It was on earlier this year, or late last year. I think.

*hugs* Have a good Christmas sweetie. *chucks the moldy sandwich out the window and gives you a nicer one*

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Good to know the rest of lj knows what's what :D

Burying Brian :D I didn't see it, but I know about it.

Thanks, you too! (Om nom nom)

[kittiword.livejournal.com]

Wow, haven't you been a sweet and innocent girl this year?! No point calling you the TW Rani, instead you are being a kind and benevolent Dictator :)

*hugs* Have a good Christmas sweetie.