You know it's been too long since you've been in your garden when...

[debitha]

... You are assaulted by large and elaborate spider webs from arachnids left too long undisturbed.
... You have to lift the flymo and let it down over the grass.
... The grass kills the flymo.
... The bottom of the pile of weeds and clippings from your last gardening binge is actually compost.

And don't even ask about the creepers.

Oh dear!

Edit: OK, I know it's been wet around here for about a month, but there are FROGS in my garden. What the hell?

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[holding-pattern.livejournal.com]

Eehee frogs.

Your first list, it starts off reading rather like a choose-your-own-adventure book :).

There was HUGE banging thunder this morning OMG.

[sassafrassle.livejournal.com]

Heh I was gonna say something about at least you hadn't left it so long that the arachnids had inter-bred with the frogs to create some kind of slimy jumpy 8 legged creatures but then I grossed myself out and had to stop;p

[holding-pattern.livejournal.com]

I found this, and it is so crazy cute:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53897341/

Stealing Harry :-). It made me go "ee!" And I had to show someone. And you'll actually know who it is!