You know it's been too long since you've been in your garden when...

[debitha]

... You are assaulted by large and elaborate spider webs from arachnids left too long undisturbed.
... You have to lift the flymo and let it down over the grass.
... The grass kills the flymo.
... The bottom of the pile of weeds and clippings from your last gardening binge is actually compost.

And don't even ask about the creepers.

Oh dear!

Edit: OK, I know it's been wet around here for about a month, but there are FROGS in my garden. What the hell?

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[debitha.livejournal.com]

Oh god, there's a whole section of ivy and brambles and creeper down the end which was ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH without having to watch out for the SPIDERFROGS! Thank you very much!

:oP